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So Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon decided I was a Riolu, and my partner is a Froakie. Not what I would have expected, but I'll take it!

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probably should go to sleep before I post even more embarrassing things

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I'm gay

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*extremely nic cage voice* put the selfie back on the timeline

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I ate the food and now I'm sleepy

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kotep 🔞

new canon: everyone's fursona goes to sleep with a small plush of themselves

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disaster fembro [xe/xem]

mastodon is a fascinating social experiment showing that when our online communication is unfettered by algorithms enforcing corporate incentives and when given the tools to better organize and moderate our communities, we inevitably gravitate towards horny on main

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food 

A grilled Mac and cheese sandwich???? shygcbhssuju

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Had a recurring thought about if I was trans because I'm a disaster or a disaster because I'm trans. Probably not the way to think about it, and I'm a small disaster so let's focus on the positive!

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Taking the day off of work, going to try to clean up and generally get my shit together and not be such a disaster transbian

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uh oh! it's DISTRESSED EGG

I gave a shoutout last night during the stream but just to reiterate: god bless all you nü-horny asexual pioneers out there who looked at sex and were like “mmmmmmm nnnnah check THIS shit out though”. thank you for your many contributions to the field of weird fun porn

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sam

learning to be the bigger person in arguments by extending various pseudopodia and enveloping my adversary entirely, adding their mass to mine

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and a secretary bird kicking me in the junk

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YouTube knows what I want... the belly button

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I won't eat the lightbulbs, I'm just really high.

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I want to eat these lightbulbs

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From birdsite 

RT @MaxYeen@twitter.com
who says hyper bulges have to be inconvenient all the time?

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you will include that Oxford comma, Gboard and don't forget it

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the only way to stop earth, wind, and fire is with Earth, Wind, and Fire!

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I've never been happy to be parked next to car monstrosities except for right now when it's blocking the sun from my pretty big head

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