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drugs 

me sober: the cure is ok

me stoned, talking to the ficus in the corner: that period between kiss me and wish was so creative... even their remix album was a fucking masterpiece

@MochiWaifu
*Value lighting a cigar with a hundred dollar bill*: What can you do?

blog idea: Developer Experience where I never talk about code, the masthead is just a pic of me in the fetal position, and every post is a scream.

I could also offer tips in the sidebar on crying in the bathroom, and having "allergies" at your open concept workspace.

Fellas, is it gay to amplify? I mean you're literally rendering larger, more extended, or more intense, and the like

Baby stingrays, named Cookies and Cream, at the Sunshine Coast Aquarium in Australia :weirdfish:

lewd, denigration 

the thing i respected about gooning is the way it reduced the viewer to a dumb slut.

"i'm watching porn because i'm a dumb slut loser who can never get enough"

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