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re: weird apocalypse thoughts 

@sydneyfalk getting wilson from cast away vibes

look I know we all love the ikea shark on here

but might I direct your attention to this

Why are people trying to convince me that Homestuck is a real thing that exists? I can't believe that folks are still doing this bit.

Hey everyone, me and my boyfriend @Stereoscopic need to replace our bed as soon as possible. We are both heavy so we need a sturdy, high end bed that will last us long and allow us to sleep well, as the poor quality of our sleep currently has a negative effect on our health and well-being.

We cannot afford such an expense by ourselves just now so we are making a PayPal pool if people want to help us. Please consider helping if you can!

paypal.me/pools/c/8uOjC6XfJq

Boosts appreciated.

@KitRedgrave I keep meaning to pick it up. I used to do a lot of stuff in common lisp, but it's mostly a dead language at this point.

@nex3 i parsed this as a star trek post and became very confused

meeting my parents for the first time in a while, time to be aggressively lesbian ùwú

[selfie ec]

Magical: Apparently Parler, the "free speech but only for racism" Twitter alternative, has been storing all of their admin credentials in a public-facing PHP config file. twitter.com/nixhaxor/status/13

pls remember to do yourself a clean, if you can

*washes paw pixels* :Pc

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