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Me: we need a cat.

Girlfriend: you are a cat.

Me: we need another cat.

re: negativity, suicide 

@charlattan@mastodon.online 💜

@noelle good morning. sending a fresh breeze to blow those dream clouds away

Oh shit, Left at London has a new album on the way.

leftatlondon.bandcamp.com/albu

Also, "Additional art by Lindsay Small-Butera"? O.o

@jk everyone else already came to the conclusion i see.

the takeaway is that computers are bad

@jk sometimes it's like defocusing your eyes: the break in tension brings relief.

humans are kinda made to fidget under gravity, and static ergonomics would work better if we were neutrally boyant.

jolene's mom has got it going on
I'm begging of you please don't take my man

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