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Okay, but if someone were to make Blazing Saddles today, it'd be a satire of superhero movies, not westerns.

c++ feature proposal: I should be able to hug my friends through the internet

literally, non-white authors cant have even a single hashtag to promote ourselves without it being weaponized, diluted, turned into a marketing tactic, and then nuked all together while being told its our fault for being too pushy, too loud.

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[Stop & Shop in-store audio announcement voice] Shoppers! The blood moon rises once again!

@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net can you actually see a monkey?

@chemelia side shaves are a lot of fun, and cooler in the end of times summer we have going on.

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post a selfie on the abandoned furry porn site

@Nine A hip hop group of green onions called the Rap Scallions

re: journal, negative, sleep 

@fibonacci_reminder i hope you figure something out.

re: journal, negative, sleep 

@fibonacci_reminder do you know what the actual temperature was?

lewdish 

@wxcafe@social.wxcafe.net i mean dude seduced him. sauron had an aulë's property" tramp stamp.

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