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I've had too many dreams about eating giant marshmallows lately, so I decided to get something crunchier.

im going to the DMV on tuesday to update my address and the title to my van

i estimate the fees will be $175, please help otherwise i will have to dip into the funds that's meant for rent

thank you :bun_love:

ko-fi.com/fairydoctor

paypal.com/donate?hosted_butto

My 4-year-old, the morbid one, was lying on top of his mother tonight before falling asleep. His older sibling commented "mom is like your couch, and you're lying on her".
He responded "No, she's like a coffin. And I'm lying inside the coffing, and I'm going to sleep here."

Good for you, child Dracul. Good for you.

huh? what do you MEAN the new Mario movie isn't a psychedelic cyberpunk cult masterpiece starring Bob Hoskins and Dennis Hopper?

and it's being made by the Minion people??? AND the main lead is a homophobe?! I want to speak to your manager

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