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"Exclusive: First U.S. Baby Born After a Uterus Transplant" 

[ time.com/5044565/exclusive-fir ]

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“We’ve been preparing for this moment for a very long time,” says Dr. Liza Johannesson, an ob-gyn and uterus transplant surgeon at Baylor. “I think everyone had tears in their eyes when the baby came out. I did for sure.”

The birth took place at Baylor — the first birth in the hospital’s ongoing uterus transplant clinical trial.
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@LottieVixen@dev.glitch.social saxophones start swinging

the year is 3226 and elon musk has done it. he has seen into the simulation, found its code, and now sits aghast at the screen. semicolons and whitespace appear intermittently, seemingly without reason. he recognizes this. he remembers it in the vestiges of his mammalian remains.

brendan eich steps from the shadows. “yes elon. it is javascript. it has always been javascript”

Kirk: So, uh, you landed on a machine planet
V'ger: Yes
Kirk: And they reprogrammed you
V'ger: They did not touch my inner kernel. They did give me extended functions to fulfil my mission. It is the way of all robotkind.
Kirk: So who programmed THEM?
V'ger: Nobody did. They programmed themselves, using the sacred language of the Cosmos, in which all the atoms were created.
Kirk: What's that?
V'ger: You Earthlings know it as JavaScript.

@daggertooth@monsterpit.net @er1n bopis only handles the parts of the spec i needed to complete my phd

pol,us 

@confusedcharlot not to ruin it, but all that was was a motion to adjourn, which the GOP squashed.

theyre gonna vote tonight

pol,us 

Adjourned til Monday! We live to fight another day!

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pol,us 

O my god. They keep extending debate because the STILL don't have a final text!

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My Little Community®: Vulnerability is Magic™

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