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"This is the day of a great reckoning!" is a perfectly acceptable start to a holiday toast.

@haskal i thought you were going to be crabby about the lack of a return value.

re: request for electronics help (boosts plz) 

@balrogboogie you could try attacking the coating with a solvent, maybe acetone?

lewdish 

@witchy wouldn't importing salt rocks be cheaper? or at least hiring piss fetishists.

@jk machine learning has obviated the need for elegance, as long as we can teach computers to be racist.

i am begging the queer community to learn that "it's a sign of positive social change that bigcorps can acknowledge pride" can be true while also not meaning said bigcorps should be praised and thanked for it

they didn't CAUSE this social change you walnut. they're just exploiting it like they exploit every other source of money

re: c++ feature proposal 

@violet the most non-local exit.

Okay, but if someone were to make Blazing Saddles today, it'd be a satire of superhero movies, not westerns.

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