Charlotte 猫 Awoo Fide @confusedcharlot@awoo.space

If someone asks you to explain the gap in your resume, just say "I can't answer that without violating an NDA."

It's a really cool way to tell them to fuck off. They don't have to know that the NDA was issued by you to you, and signed by you on behalf of you.

Anyways.

If anyone wants to help make up for the nearly fucking 600 im going to miss (300 this paycheck, 300 the next one) due to Hurricane Nicolas....

https://paypal.me/emmilner
https://ko-fi.com/magicalmilly

lesbians at rest, in motion

I've had too many dreams about eating giant marshmallows lately, so I decided to get something crunchier.

Hello, your order has arrived

im going to the DMV on tuesday to update my address and the title to my van

i estimate the fees will be $175, please help otherwise i will have to dip into the funds that's meant for rent

thank you

https://ko-fi.com/fairydoctor

https://www.paypal.com/donate?hosted_button_id=XUATTBPB927Y8

My 4-year-old, the morbid one, was lying on top of his mother tonight before falling asleep. His older sibling commented "mom is like your couch, and you're lying on her".
He responded "No, she's like a coffin. And I'm lying inside the coffing, and I'm going to sleep here."

Good for you, child Dracul. Good for you.

It's Stanislav Petrov day!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1983_Soviet_nuclear_false_alarm_incident