Charlotte 猫 Awoo Fide @confusedcharlot@awoo.space

FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.

ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.

I've seen a lot of people talking what-ifs of, with the new owner firing people at random and unplugging things without first finding out what they do, we might have a major event where Twitter goes down completely for days or something.

But what I haven't seen as much thought about is, what if during this same chaotic period, there is a major security incident? What makes that possibility alarming is *if it happens, we might never know about it*.

Twitter is high-profile enough that its threat model is not just "somebody publishes an exploit and teenagers wreak havoc for a day or two". Twitter is used by activists, journalists and governments, and the threat model includes "a nation-state penetrates the intranet and hijacks a legitimate employee's credentials". What worries me is a targeted attack, say, scraping a bunch of DMs by local dissidents, who all get mysteriously arrested in two weeks. Chaos makes that easier.

dramatic #caturday

php has gender constants and wow those sure are genders https://www.php.net/manual/en/class.gender.php

An European rabbit kitten (yes, that's how baby rabbits are called!) licking a plant.
#wildlife #photography #naturephotography

Ways to help a writer:
-buy their book
-review their book
-tell them their book is good
-gift them a cursed mug
-blow up the moon while reciting your favorite passage from their book
-construct a giant papier-mâché quokka demon out of pages from their book and bring her to life

You may not believe in ghosts... but they do believe in you.

#PixelArt | #mastoart

You EAT the plums? You take my breakfast from the icebox like the common thief??

Oh! OH!! JAIL for Poet! JAIL FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS!!!