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hey it's time to bring back 2000's nostalgia, guys. the 80's had it's time. the 90's for a while too. now it's the ought's time to shine.
get out your fuckin cheetah print, and zebra print, and those shitty chunky accessories, and sing bad pop, and log in to neopets. 2000's are back baby

OH: "mom, we need to have an intervention. you don't look nearly enough like an asshole"

for years "mods are asleep" has been a joke relic from the forum days but the fediverse brings us to an era where the mods can let you know that they're awake by boosting your "mods are asleep" joke and then you can scold them to go to bed because you know their timezone and this isn't healthy

Socialism occurs organically when no one can afford to hoard resources.

Hey, are there any pro wresting focused instances? A friend of mine is a huge wrestling fan and is looking into joining the Fediverse

i want to read this book about dirt but apparently to access this good i must exchange """money"""

food 

Made 8 liters of split pea soup, because cooking is the only thing holding my like together atm

Leaving Facebook for Mastodon doesn't change anything about how they're a dangerous threat to the free world

"Welcome to Magic School. Here is your schedule."
"Thanks! But..."
"Yes?"
"This is just 'Ethics' and 'Human rights' and things like that."
"Correct, that's the first year curriculum."
"Do we have to learn all this?"
"Of course! What do you think this is, software engineering?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

can u guys imagine... being able to see for free??

🚫nonglasses users don't interact🚫

i'm legally a girl, which suggests that at some point i was illegally a girl, which is cyberpunk as fuck

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