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I think I'd be willing to date a cis person but they'd have to pass as trans

My favorite line from the Wikipedia article on homosexuality in animals:

“No species has been found in which homosexual behaviour has not been shown to exist, with the exception of species that never have sex at all, such as sea urchins and aphis.”

but GitHub only allows access over SSH if you have a private key with access to the repo, so this will fail completely on most machines including CI servers

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WAT?! You're telling me there has been a team at Facebook designing and implementing this feature, and not one person has stood up and asked:

"Uhm, isn't that super creepy, even for us?"

*tells a beepy joke to a group of other monsterbots, who all laugh*

the idea that boys and girls can't have friendships that aren't amorous is one of the worst gender-related things taught to children

hah, I just realized that business owners are whining because prospective employees won't essentially work For Exposure

Hey now, don't panic. Did you know the lesbians use the same word for "crisis" and "love"?

where did u get this picture of my house

RT @salvadorandolar@twitter.com

This imagine is really sending me into orbit

🐦🔗: twitter.com/salvadorandolar/st

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