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"This is the day of a great reckoning!" is a perfectly acceptable start to a holiday toast.

GFM, asking for help, med, boost+ 

The medical bills are starting to roll in, and the numbers are pretty scary looking. We have at least 4 appts coming up, including scans and bloodwork, and possibly will be starting chemo, so total amounts are subject to change.
We're scared, and we need help, and I'm sorry to ask so much, but we simply can't do this on our own. This is an emergency.

gofundme.com/f/help-pay-katies

#TransCrowdFund #MutualAid

i am begging the queer community to learn that "it's a sign of positive social change that bigcorps can acknowledge pride" can be true while also not meaning said bigcorps should be praised and thanked for it

they didn't CAUSE this social change you walnut. they're just exploiting it like they exploit every other source of money

Okay, but if someone were to make Blazing Saddles today, it'd be a satire of superhero movies, not westerns.

c++ feature proposal: I should be able to hug my friends through the internet

literally, non-white authors cant have even a single hashtag to promote ourselves without it being weaponized, diluted, turned into a marketing tactic, and then nuked all together while being told its our fault for being too pushy, too loud.

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[Stop & Shop in-store audio announcement voice] Shoppers! The blood moon rises once again!

lewd adjacent 

post a selfie on the abandoned furry porn site

@Nine A hip hop group of green onions called the Rap Scallions

“Women’s intuition” is just a result of femme people being socialized to pay attention to other peoples’ feelings, isn’t it?

meet me at the dick pingel travel center in 7.3 minutes if u want an ass kicking

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