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im going to the DMV on tuesday to update my address and the title to my van

i estimate the fees will be $175, please help otherwise i will have to dip into the funds that's meant for rent

thank you :bun_love:

ko-fi.com/fairydoctor

paypal.com/donate?hosted_butto

My 4-year-old, the morbid one, was lying on top of his mother tonight before falling asleep. His older sibling commented "mom is like your couch, and you're lying on her".
He responded "No, she's like a coffin. And I'm lying inside the coffing, and I'm going to sleep here."

Good for you, child Dracul. Good for you.

huh? what do you MEAN the new Mario movie isn't a psychedelic cyberpunk cult masterpiece starring Bob Hoskins and Dennis Hopper?

and it's being made by the Minion people??? AND the main lead is a homophobe?! I want to speak to your manager

covid-19, White House, + 

Some notable points in the new White House plan:

- vaccination or weekly negative testing for all companies with 100+ employees, with mandatory paid time off to do so

- vaccination for all Federal employees and contractors, and all Medicare & Medicaid care workers

whitehouse.gov/covidplan/

hmm… i think everyone might need some purrs today

i will help because i am a helpful kitn

*curls up and purrs with all its tiny might*

Begpost, financial issues 

I'm afraid I'm in dire straits at the moment. Due to being the victim of fraud on behalf of my former employer, I've been left without income or savings for months now. I'm still trying to get food stamps, but no dice on unemployment as I struggle to find work.

I'm still hoping to correct false records and find legal representation, but in the meantime...well, I'm in the red. Any help would be incredible, thank you.

ko-fi.com/zoey0774

Asking for support. 

So, as you may know, I've been struggling with my student loan this summer.

I was considering setting up a GoFundMe, but I'm opting against that right now.

I've set up a £300 goal on ko-fi to help cover my costs of living, because it has cut into all my incomes significantly.

If you can afford to help me, feel free to drop by my Ko-fi. You can even set up recurring monthly support on there.

ko-fi.com/maloki

If you can't afford to help at this point in time, boosting helps just as much.

Well I don't know how to say this. It fucking sucks

I'm asymptomatic now but being told to quarantine after a bout with diarrhea last night

If I need money I may not be able to ask if it gets bad

So I'm posting my accounts here now. I only want you to send to me if you're in a position to do so

If I'm offline too long you can assume I need help

Banco De Oro 000661577481 Ryan Parreno

paypal.com/paypalme/pbdb

New York is extremely wet tonight and it's because I'm so sexy

Hi all! I'm happy to announce Directories.Net, a .NET library for putting your files in the right places in a cross-platform way.

Please use this when you want to figure out where to put your config files, caches, etc! Your users will thank you.

nuget.org/packages/Directories

my mentally ill witch ass makes spell jars in my old medicine bottles

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