Charlotte 猫 Awoo Fide @confusedcharlot@awoo.space

hey y'all remember when I encoded the hit film Hackers (1995) in 8M? and how it was entirely unrecognizable, low resolution, low framerate, and had no audio?

well, since then, Mastodon has upped its media limit to 40M

so, I present to you: Hackers (1995) in 40M, with sound, at 24FPS and full resolution! encoded with state-of-the-art tools and codecs for your viewing pleasure

Looking for that hot jam for your ringtone, your roleplaying session, your character's theme song, your media project, et cetera? I'm now offering compositions in a series of tiers for your convenience:

MILD (15 dollars per 30s):
Music based upon strong loops, without complicated harmony or automation. Samples: https://www.dropbox.com/s/iqif04pdgrt7pp4/mild%20supercut.mp3?dl=0

SPICY (25 dollars per 30s):
This is where I begin sweating automation/serious harmony. Samples: https://www.dropbox.com/s/u45508bz0guyjqy/spicy%20supercut.mp3?dl=0

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you don't have to be happy all the time for me to like you it is ok to feel sad

folks i'm gonna be real honest with you...

i NEED this Mastodon thing to take off because i just ordered 80,000 of these bumper stickers from the printer, and i can't afford to be caught holdin' my junk if this whole thing fizzles.

please consider my personal commercial interests when choosing a social media platform, thk u!

I think Theseus and the Minotaur should make out. That's my Ship of Theseus.

This Verge interview with Matt Mullenweg is really interesting and gives me a lot of hope for Tumblr, post-Automattic acquisition.

https://www.theverge.com/2019/8/14/20804894/tumblr-acquisition-matt-mullenweg-ceo-automattic-wordpress-verizon-changes-vergecast

Aggretsuko is the last hope for bridging the cultural gap between furrys and weebs, in this essay I will-

if your reason for not being on PrEP (the pre-exposure prophylactic medicine that almost entirely prevents HIV from taking root in your body) is that it's too expensive, you should be aware that you are entitled to receive it 100% FREE OF COST to you via Gilead's "Advancing Access" program. Not only that, it's so easy to sign up I literally did it in line at the pharmacy when they told me I'd have to pay $3k for my script pickup.

There is no reason for you to pay ANY MONEY for PrEP.

Go sign up today: https://www.gileadadvancingaccess.com/copay-coupon-card

coming outta my egg i've been doing just fine

Bought an old camera a few months back, discovered the previous owner had forgotten a roll of film in there. Got it developed and scanned, and it looks like these pics were taken in the 70s, then forgotten in the desert heat and super degraded. They're vaporwave as fuck.

It's exactly two weeks until my birthday! If you are the sort of person who is inclined to buy me a gift, here is a list of things I wouldn't mind having: https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1UMBS6S4HV6Q3/

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