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Wasabi keeps breaking into my roommate's bedroom at all hours so she put up a sign. It's not going well #DailyCatPic #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #cats

Garak: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight or gay or bi or whatever.
Garak: I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

best buy employee: oh hey, you guys are back early

geek squad tech: computer's haunted

best buy employee: what?

geek squad tech: *loading a pistol and getting back in the van* computer's haunted

If you're interested in #tabletopRPGs, check out Kalymba, an #AfroFantasy RPG now being funded on Kickstarter. It's beautiful and fascinating, and the first Quickstart just dropped for backers so you can check out how the game is expected to play: kickstarter.com/projects/craft

11-word horror story 

"We sold your NFT this morning. You work for them now."

"The problem with HR is there are no consequences for being bad at HR."

"Looney Tunes were a product of their time and may not be suitable for all audiences"

"Looney Tunes were a product of their time and may not be suitable for all audiences"

esteem so high i start a fansly just so i can follow it

Asking for financial help 

Things are looking up and I have a few job/contract opportunities that look promising for the next few months. However, right now I’m still running dangerously close to empty. I’d really appreciate any help you can muster.

If you can spare the money and would like to support my work on open source projects, there are a few ways:

GitHub Sponsors: https://github.com/sponsors/BrainBlasted/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chrisgnome PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/chrisdavisgnome

dad, medical, $ needed (boosts ok) 

My senile dad lost self awareness yesterday. He's gonna need a nurse 24/7 for at least a week until he regains consciousness. (And if he doesn't, we need to get him to the hospital. He's not insured)

My mom is over 70yo, diabetic, overweight and has a spine problem - she can't change his diapers. I need to work full time to be able to afford our already high expenses.

And nurses aren't free.

We need as much help as we can.

Please help by donating to paypal.me/YukiMX . (Please make sure shipping address is set to "not applicable")

Anything, even 1 dollar will help. 🙏

Boosts :boost_rainbow: appreciated.

#mutualAid #transcrowdfund #helpneeded

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