welp if I'm gonna keep this AD thing going here, I should find more folks to follow. so: I like talking bout vore, but I'm pretty chill about it. we're all adults, we can talk about being erotically consumed without it getting weird. if you, or someone you know, is into that, hit that follow button

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gimme what flavour you think you are, and I’ll use this book to find out what goes best with you! awoo.space/media/nTXuHJw3HnOjs

hey I dunno if this is still even a thing, but hit me up with questions. any topic! probe away!

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lewd stupid shitpost 

*seductively eats pretzels to indicate I want the knot in my mouth*

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give me a one word prompt & a rating (PG13, R, X, XXX) and I’ll write you a horny toot-length story! (throw in more theme specifiers if you feel like it, too)

they way people here talk about vore so innocently makes me almost think you’re not ready to end up stuck in some tight nasty guts

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how is there not vore art of the big chef bird from Mario Odyssey yet

I dunno if I’ve got enough stamps on my metaphorical Subway Rewards Club card to earn this, but could somebody please just say that I’ve got this?

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congrats to Australia for banishing the straights into the phantom zone

think it's time to switched over to locked here just to allow me to talk more about identifying details of my life

after reading this (straight.com/news/halloween-ga) I figured it out: I don't have time for non-camp costumes. boo to heath ledger joker, hooray to cesar romero joker

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alternately: there is already an alibaba-based industry of pop culture costumes so dressing up now as a ghostbuster or whatever is way simpler than doing it in 1994, plus there are ads for all that crap in all my non-open-source-or-walking-dead social media feeds

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halloween feels weird to me, cause maybe it's because I'm a furry or maybe I just get tired of stuff easily, but everyone just does not put thought into a creative costume story! like, make up your own yarn-based horror and be some jungian nightmare, but everyone's just like "hey I'm a joker" or "I'm a meme guy"

talked about a nudibranch fursona with the partner the other day and now seriously considering it

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