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Out of context; bad pun 

"So...if you believe that you're in the wrong body, and really should be an inflatable pooltoy, does that make you a pump-kin?"

Poly cuteness 

I loved hearing a customer just now use the phrase "one of my partners". And I told her so, too. :-}

Personal; woo 

Heart of the machine. Core of self. Universal dynamo. Aetheric interface. Reminder.

Me just now, on the bus:

"What is this huge diverse crowd of amazing nerds in fantasy garb doing downtown?
....oh right, someone mentioned to me there's an Adventure Zone live show here tonight. Awesome.” :-)

I got a new belt, partly because I wanted to try a slide-rachet type, and mainly because it's got the Trans Pride flag colors in it! (Except for the purple, but I actually love that, and feel like it better represents non-binary in the mix!)

In case you want the same belt, here's a link:
amazon.com/SlideBelts-Womens-C

Community-member music Kickstarter, plz boost maybe? :) 

Hey everyone, I'd like to share a really fun Kickstarter project that my Alpha/owner/mate Elanna is involved with!

It's an album of songs produced via predictive text keyboards by a bunch of very funny folks, whose work you may have seen before producing a Harry Potter chapter the same way.

It's a really fun project, with some very affordable (and some very silly) rewards, and it'd be awesome if you checked it out

kickstarter.com/projects/14106

(I'd never driven there, only bused, but it was in an area I remember driving around in, 8 years ago, when I first moved to the area and still had a car. I found it by recognizing the rough location, then by the roads and intersections. Not in street view, just aerial.

It's a fun game for me, one I've been practicing even before Google Maps was a thing. (Remember MS Terraserver, anyone?)

I can find any house I've ever lived in, from air/space. If anything, guess that means I'm a good flyer!

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I'm such a dork. I was filling out a form that asked what my previous employer was. I couldn't recall off-hand (it was almost 5 years ago). Instead of trying to find if I'd made notes online anywhere, I opened Google Maps, found the place by satellite view and spatial memory, and recognized the name from a location pin.

This is... just something I can do.

swlfie; tech griping 

(for fuck's sake it took me almost a dozen tries to upload this via my regular client (Twidere) and I finally had to switch to the web client to get it to work. time to find a new client. )

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Selfie; Eye-contact 

I don't know why, but sometimes I really like the look of myself in reflections of windows. Something about the way it softens and blurs the outlines.

Hi. I'm a soft enby friend. :-)

Food; obscure pride 

One of several things I'm privately proud of, and don't talk about much, is how I improvise in the kitchen. Most of the time it's even just for my own meals.

Example: I made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches this morning.

The peanut butter is Honey Chipotle. The jelly is Peach Habanero. And in between are pickled sushi ginger slices.

Verdict: real good 'gourmet'. :-}

Comics shitposting; filk 

🎶 Frog Thor was a man...
Or maybe he was amphibiman
Or maybe just amphibian
But he was still FROG THOOOORRRRR!!! 🎶

🎶 Hammerating the Dark Elves,
Hammerating his brother,
Hammerating the Jotun,
In their ice-roofed cottages!!!!
ICE ROOFED COTTAGES!!!

And the Frog Thor comes in the LIGHT....NING! 🎶

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