Freyr @fallerOfFalls@awoo.space

@LafterPoint welcome to mastodon!

Here's some unofficial guidance that may help make sense of everything:

https://medium.com/@GinnyMcQueen/toot-how-to-intro-to-mastodon-e5655bfa87d2

And a more detail oriented one here:
http://cassolotl.tumblr.com/post/161862840200

@cassolotl@cybre.space bleary eyed, comes downstairs to the kitchen, picks up unfamiliar instant noodle pot thing to read instructions, utters "okay noodles, tell me your secrets". 😂

@cassolotl@cybre.space i think the implication is "non-autistic children of autistic adults". It could be worded better.

@Finnarchist@cybre.space @cassolotl@cybre.space oh shit just read this thread :/

@Finnarchist@cybre.space I'll be there along with at least 2 friends. I've traveled a long way at great expense to do so.

Yes, the heat is a concern.

@SoniEx2@witches.town that is an intriguing question. What made you think of it?

I just saw a penguin fart. 😌

Can there be something better than GNU/Linux please?

https://itvision.altervista.org/why.linux.is.not.ready.for.the.desktop.current.html

Thanks

1. Spend as little time and energy as possible obtaining enough money. If you can possibly get state benefits, do so.

2. Provide products and services free of charge wherever possible/practical.

Context: on a train with @cassolotl

Cassian: can I send you off to find a bin for this stuff?

Me: only if you acknowledge my humanity.

Cassian: hello human, how are your organs?

@cassolotl@cybre.space uh what? How did you come to that conclusion? None of your polls seem to suggest that.

Sometimes I feel sad to be not to be more connected to the fediverse (Awoo only federates manually with specific, trusted instances).

But then sometimes I see evidence of friends caught in what looks like an intensely frustrating and stressful conversation. And when I investigate, I inevitably find that the source of the ablism/elitism/whatever is a user on an instance Awoo would be unlikely to ever federate with. 😸

@mismatched@a.weirder.earth @cassolotl@cybre.space I too will henceforth seek to use dingdang in conversation wherever possible.

A good strategy for furthering a liberal agenda:

1. Get all liberal parties to not ever run against each other in the same constituency.

2. Form many new parties with many variations on conservative policies, and run in every constituency, thereby splitting the conservative vote on each seat so the seat goes to a liberal candidate.

3. Profit (all seats sat in by liberal MPs)

@Finnarchist@cybre.space I'd be interested to hear how that turns out (after a month maybe)

@Finnarchist@cybre.space have no other possessions, then it'll be easy to find them.

If you want to try 1. then https://www.thetileapp.com/en-gb/products or https://www.thetrackr.com

Personally I have a small bowl on a table in my living room that I put all my pocket contents into whenever I get home. So either my keys are in my pocket or in that bowl. There's no reason whatsoever to put them anywhere else.