Gross butt stuff 

Today is one of those days that started out with me wishing I could poop, then quickly turned to me wishing I could stop pooping.

Shout-out to my colon for making the 15 feet between my desk and my toilet an impossibly long marathon.

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Also I guess my floor was due for a mopping anyway

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Also thank you apple for making iPhones easily washable

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Also sorry to Fiona for having to launch her into space by standing up so quickly

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I’m kind of afraid to get dressed.

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