A terrible idea for an ironic hentai that I came up with back in grad school 

back in grad school I had an idea for an ironic hentai where the tentacle monster had erectile dysfunction

The premise was that this horrific demon was captured and placed under a containment spell for thousands of years, and the crate he was in was lost and misfiled. Eventually it turned up in a lost and found and a curious person opened it up, releasing him onto a new world he no longer knew.

So he became an accountant.

And then the recurring joke would be that he'd have an opportunity to do the thing that tentacle monsters do, but then he'd go flaccid and then he'd have like this big tangled mass of tentacle-dicks limp on the floor and he'd just like... shuffle off, downtrodden, dicks dragging behind him.

A terrible idea for an ironic hentai that I came up with back in grad school 

@fluffy feels like it would work best if it zigzagged between slapstick and serious

re: A terrible idea for an ironic hentai that I came up with back in grad school 

@hyratel yeah that was the idea I had in mind for it, but I only ever wrote like one scene and I don't even remember where my notes are, they were probably on a laptop that got stolen back in 2001

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