So I captured footage of a carport prowler who was rifling through my things the other night, and so I posted it on Nextdoor, as one does. In my description I referred to him (ironically) as a "gentleman," and so of course THAT'S what all the comments are about.

Reminder: this is what actual baby carrots look like.

Also they taste like wood

Possibly the only good thing to happen on Nextdoor.

(When I first saw it, I just saw the first post and then the "happy to see this" comment and was wondering what the heck there was to be happy about!)

Current status: staring at the chicken coop while doing a cute little grumble every few seconds

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Anyway my garden is coming along. I had to thin the carrots yesterday and there’s still too many! A nice problem to have.

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I needed a doorstop but Target only had transparent ones. I guess traditional brown doorstops stand out too much... like what you’d want a doorstop to do.

iRobot claims to care about robots, but yet they wouldn't let their own products register for support. Hypocrites.

Werner, on the other hand, did way better, and he even enjoyed being introduced to one of my neighbors and didn't freak out at all! He's gotten really mellow in his old age.

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