goblin the ninth ☠️ @goblins@awoo.space

Dragon age makes the brain go brrrrrr in a good way

I slept for most of the day cuz apparently local anaesthetic+ pain makes me do that

But also

It's nearly 4am and I'm up playing dragon age

I keep trying to evolve from my primitive form but my ass is too thicc and keeps alerting the predators

the dentist appointment ended with me getting a wisdom tooth pulled

and honestly? i didnt have horrible panic attacks! and the dentist was so lovely and reassuring!

i feel like ass now though

Someone is threatening to call the police cuz they can't get a translator

Everyone is v aggressive

Finally gave in and went to the dentist despite the amount of anxiety it gives me

They took like £900 off us a month cuz loans

Fuck

wish i know where all of my skeleton themed clothes where so i could do my milo monster camp cosplay

like yes let me look after them i know how to do this!! just dont make me watch them and then do tables on behavior cuz i'll get distracted v easily

apparently i find science-y stuff a lot easier than measuring behavior in animals

huh

My feelings on Pokémon are important and valid

Regice shouldn't be said like regi-ice

It should be reg-ice or regi-ce

commission for @AshBunny !

TRANSFORMIUM

Like mostly mark wahlberg but also

Bay trying to be political and making humans super racist

The whole unnecessary scene with the Romeo and Juliet law when they could've just...had the girl be older or the boy be younger

Taking existing characters and going "yeah nah". Angry and murdery Optimus, stroppy Bee, and Hound - an animal lover - killing an alien animal cuz it's gross

W

Why is transformers age of extinction so bad

I think at least 60% of my current issues could be solved though not being dehydrated