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A young man discovers that he has the ability to understand and communicate in any language - but only when he’s high.

When aliens land on Earth to make first contact, will the government set aside its hard-line drug policy to recruit him? Will he introduce the aliens to Doritos and Taco Bell? And where will he get enough bud to last through the negotiations?

Find out in

THE ROSETTA STONER

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@noelle okay the punchline made me lol and I'm still snortlaughing. XD

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