owwwww I hit my knee on the table IN EXACTLY THE SAME PLACE I HIT IT LAST NIGHT. now I've got a bruise on the bruise. ooowwwwwww

@green time to swear a blood oath of vengeance against the table.

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@hummingrain heeee. I don't know how old this table is, but we've had it for... yeeearrrrs. it's a solid, sturdy little thing. I'm not sure I could do anything to destroy it other than chuck it off a cliff--I'm not sure it would even burn if I set it on fire. XD

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