... I think I want to make a kakapo furry. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kakapo
chubby, flightless, nocturnal, and green. also vegetarian, but enh--I'll be that rare kakapo that decides to supplement my diet with the occasional unwary mouse. :D or bacon sandwich...
ALSO I DID NOT KNOW kakapos live on average 95 YEARS. daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
kakapo fursona I meant. also shut up