@thefishcrow I swear to ghu I want to write a fic of "Fear and Loathing in Castle Hogwarts," with Harry and Ron riding a broomstick through the halls, getting completely fucked up on drugs, and completely trashing the Room of Requirement. like I really need to *not* do this because I have a bunch of other stuff to write that's more important BUT I AM SO DAMN TEMPTED