holy crap, there's a big log that's been floating in Crater Lake since *1896* and it's history is *amazing*: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Man_of_the_Lake
@green this is such a friend
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how does it still exist
@DialMforMara something about the extremely low temperature, and slight alkalinity of the otherwise ridonkulously pure water IIRC. neat stuff! :D
@green don't tie him or he gets stormy
@green "Upon immobilizing the log, the weather went from clear to stormy, and remained so until the log had broken loose of its moorings and was floating freely once again"