This stuff is so sophisticated and the characters are so clever, I'm not smart enough to write characters like Hannibal, nope nope nope

They have poked the bear/raven stag/wendigo.

Hannibal the Cannibal is pissed!!!! (thank you, Mads Mikkelsen for your angry face omg)

"Tongue from a particularly chatty lamb."

"Don't give me ideas. Your tongue is feisty."

Lordt he is so transparent

Hannibal: *stares at someone* Who's hungry?

😭😭😭😭😭

I'm gonna start using the phrase "person suit."

Hannibal and Will are best friends and this is very weird friendship.

Hannibal's eyes literally lit up at the sight of Will when he thought Will was dead.

His eyes sparkled at seeing his friend.

What in the fuck.

I've gone so long without seeing this fucking totem pole and here we are bc i'm a masochist

ever see a crime scene so disturbing that you disappear from your body for 3 fucking hours

petition to air lift will graham from this show

permission to air lift will graham away from this entire show!!!!

I don't even remember what's about to happen in this episode but I know it isn't even remotely good.

White women walking into a dark attic with a flashlight in the middle of the night and nothing else are bold

do yall fear anything other than losing white privilege or???

Will Graham's encephalitis is so full-blown, I am not a medical professional and even EYE know that clock is a red flag

Will Graham has more guilt than anybody in this series

and he's the only innocent one

He literally feels guilt for killing people he hasn't killed and that's not fair.

why are you are lying to this man about his diagnosis i just don't understand

he doesn't deserve this.

Lord have mercy.

"He just had a mild seizure."

"You don't seem upset."

"I said it was mild."

You are a horrible friend.

His form of friendship is trying to push you into being a serial killer.

This fucker is framing Will Graham and I will not have it!!!

When you wake up from a night of partying and a severed ear is sitting in your sink.

YOU DEMON !!

Will Graham is gonna fuck you up, ravenstag !!!!!

That opening fight sequence!!!

Now that you're stressed the fuck out, how about we rewind 12 weeks.

"I never feel guilty eating anything."

god damn you

Will Graham is about to scam the fuck out of them with his fake tears I love it!!

Also I'm unsure how to feel about Bedelia--she knows about the person suit and he is dangerous but she is also sketchy but also she's afraid, and there is too much nuance.

This fucking plastic suit

I'm sick of you, Hannibal.

"Hello. I love your work!"

Wrong answer!!!!

Will Graham giving Hannibal looks all the time is what makes this show. He is out for metaphorical blood and I am loving him.

Hannibal framed him from murder and is now apologizing... With another severed ear.

Take your friendship and go.

Will Graham is a man with a plan... and Dr. Chilton is so goddamn annoying. Lordy lordy.

when Will finally realizes after a season and a half what I have known this whole time:

Hannibal has been feeding him people.

That was a dick move, Hannibal. Bella didn't deserve that.

BEVERLEY KATZ WAS A HERO

Will Graham has been telling all yall that Hannibal was a cannibal feeding yall parts of your victims this whole damn season and yall still go eat at his house I'm confused.

Will: The Ripper will kill people and Hannibal will plan a dinner party.

*someone gets killed by the Ripper*

Hannibal: Hi Jack, I'm having a dinner party.

Jack: Hmmmmm, what could this possibly mean?

I'm sick of Alana Bloom, why doesn't anyone in this show eat *her*?

Hannibal: You tried to kill me. I applaud your efforts but also my feelings are hurt.

can you stop being a proud mama hen for five fucking minutes, you weirdo?

You can't cut off someone's leg and then make them eat it. I will NOT ALLOW IT.

"My compliments to the chef"

I think the fuck NOT

"Nice fish, Will."

"It was my turn to provide the meat."

Nice, Will. Nice.

THE HORSE EPISODE

lord o lordy

that person should not be climbing out of that

how did that bird get there?????????????????????????????