Nancy Drew livetooting; spoilers for a 15 yo game
me: I got knocked unconscious and woke up in a burning shed with my hands and feet tied!
Red: whoa you're hysterical and not making sense also did you get my bird picture?
Park Ranger: I'm giving you a ticket for burning garbage in the park
The person who will later turn out to have done it to me: Awwwwww here have some tea take care of yourself