s0rd @howlingalice@awoo.space

I wanna adopt a tarantula baby so bad rn ;3;

now that we're moving into our own space (+ housemates) I can think about getting one since it's the cheapest animal friend option right now, but I am so nervous about raising such an itty bitty thing without hurting it aaaa

plus no agonizing again over what kind to get bc I just learned about Euathlus sp. red and it might be swaying me from b. smithi

My eight black eyes have sprouted as well, my head and face re-shaping to accommodate the extra sight, my vision being increased and changing in the deep dark around us. I can see you well, now. "Can you see me?" I blink eight eyes and chitter again. Slowly my skin becomes chitinous. Slowly I take your hand.

And soon you will know me.

As soon as I grin I feel it - the metamorphosis. My face splits open as my jaws re-shape and I feel fangs, huge and heavy with venom, filling my mouth. Somethings resembling pedipalps sprout from my face as well. It becomes harder to talk the same way, my words become interspersed with chittering and slurred by lisp.

"Hello!" From my mouth, still re-shaping, is a distorted and otherworldly and open-mouthed sound you can make out as an excited greeting.

13 minutes in and I'm literally just crying harder every minute I have tissues now

POSITIVE GAY MEDIA WHERE PEOPLE ARE HAPPY AND ALIVE
And beING NICE and REAL.

I'm not even 5 minutes into the new Queer Eye and I'm actually bawling my eyes out this is gonna be too pure

@vagabondsun I actually found this which might be nice for my sensitive skin?

https://www.facepaint.com/products/kryolan-hydro-spirit-gum-0-4-oz-12-ml?variant=24267290630

But I only know where one ear is :x and it was in the T syringes bag?? why?? weird. where tf is the other one? I gotta go with my faun ears and some Elmer's glue for right now haha xD;

I have to look for synthetic spirit gum because I havent been able to wear my ears in ages and thinking about it now is a Bad. All I have is liquid glue because im allergic to natural spirit gum. :( i cant even find my ears i thought i put them in this one spot but i cant find them and I feel v unhappy.

This out of context is really amusing to me i just gotta

(might not wanna try googling this if scam/blackmail cults are a trigger)

Oh thats right, some fool tried "calling us out" using my dysphoria donation post updates here as a "gotcha"

Uh, hi anyone who may have followed that slanderous link here. Literally all you will learn here is that Im into lewd furry shit and I sleep talk. This account has nothing to do with my professional life at all.