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lewd mood 

Having noods so good u wanna share em but where/who do you feel cool to share them to but they're so good u gotta show people

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people who identify as human are just as valid as normal people uwu

lewd trans positive emojo proposal 

👌 is the sexy hand gesture representing salmacians/bigenital folk because there's both a hole *and* the standing fingers as a phallus.

We need to get fuckt too!

I have a really important Vampire: the Masquerade question about trans people and transition 

If a trans person is Embraced and becomes a vamp and all do they have to keep taking hormones if they were taking them before? :o what happens to hormonally transitioning bodies?

D&D; Fun Bard things 

"Africa" by Toto being the song you always play for cleaning with prestidigitation, because it's the purest and most soul-cleansing song you know.

corpse/zombie ment 

this out of context screencap would absolutely go in some Tuml callout post for me www

I love hearing about the wild shit I say in my sleep tbh

adventures in sleep-talking 

Apparently earlier I was sleeping and BF tried to wake me, and he said I started wiping my nose and sleep talking about sneezing (i hadn't sneezed) so he asked about it and I said "I sneezed out good rap" and then went on with great conviction to talk about how "If only Childish Gambino hadn't quit his rap career...!" and then just. Convicted and opinionated-sounding mumbling until I fell back asleep.
xD

I don't even have that strong an opinion on his career.

"I've never played the board game Mousetrap, but I've played *with* Mousetrap? "

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I wrote a thing on why I call myself transspecies that I thought some nonhuman-types here would like.

sad-wings-of-destiny.dreamwidt

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What inspired this train of thought was actually my poor schizo brain radio mashing up "Gay boyfriend~ Gay boyfriend~ -- more fun than A PILLOW FIGHT!" and Butler BF (formerly Medical BF, he's had a change of career) has started to mashup those things for me as a result wwww

Because it was totally "Sock'em Boppers" and I will accept nothing else.

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jfc i saw a commercial for "Socker Boppers" and thought there was some Mandela Effect shit going on but apparently they just changed their product name somewhere down the line

i cant tell if im more mad that it spooked me or more that i don't have a spooky Mandela Effect meme to share :V

u can tell when ive started getting bored bc i try to draw dickbutt on my painting and get duckbutt instead and then tab away for two days

Spoilers but important trigger warns for The Shape of Water; sexual abuse as a topic 

So Im kinda spreading this because I havent seen in a single place any warning about the heavy themes and explicit depictions of rape and abuse in the movie. Within the first half hour is an explicit scene where consent is revoked and that is ignored. I had to stop watching there.

Nowhere have I seen warnings about this, not even IMDB, so I wanted to spread one so no one else is caught off guard like i was.

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"You know, transgender is one of those words that people keep bending into other parts of speech, but has never been an adverb" she said, transgenderly.

"that's why Im here: to sing Smash Mouth to you in distressing times"

Whoops that was the wrong masto account. :V I got both tabs open

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