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why did i decide to start bleaching my hair at 2:30am

tarantula talk 

I wanna adopt a tarantula baby so bad rn ;3;

now that we're moving into our own space (+ housemates) I can think about getting one since it's the cheapest animal friend option right now, but I am so nervous about raising such an itty bitty thing without hurting it aaaa

plus no agonizing again over what kind to get bc I just learned about Euathlus sp. red and it might be swaying me from b. smithi

partial spider TF drabble 

My eight black eyes have sprouted as well, my head and face re-shaping to accommodate the extra sight, my vision being increased and changing in the deep dark around us. I can see you well, now. "Can you see me?" I blink eight eyes and chitter again. Slowly my skin becomes chitinous. Slowly I take your hand.

And soon you will know me.

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partial spider TF drabble 

As soon as I grin I feel it - the metamorphosis. My face splits open as my jaws re-shape and I feel fangs, huge and heavy with venom, filling my mouth. Somethings resembling pedipalps sprout from my face as well. It becomes harder to talk the same way, my words become interspersed with chittering and slurred by lisp.

"Hello!" From my mouth, still re-shaping, is a distorted and otherworldly and open-mouthed sound you can make out as an excited greeting.

queer eye livetooting 

13 minutes in and I'm literally just crying harder every minute I have tissues now

POSITIVE GAY MEDIA WHERE PEOPLE ARE HAPPY AND ALIVE
And beING NICE and REAL.

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I'm not even 5 minutes into the new Queer Eye and I'm actually bawling my eyes out this is gonna be too pure

species dysphoria; needle mention 

@vagabondsun I actually found this which might be nice for my sensitive skin?

facepaint.com/products/kryolan

But I only know where one ear is :x and it was in the T syringes bag?? why?? weird. where tf is the other one? I gotta go with my faun ears and some Elmer's glue for right now haha xD;

species dysphoria 

I have to look for synthetic spirit gum because I havent been able to wear my ears in ages and thinking about it now is a Bad. All I have is liquid glue because im allergic to natural spirit gum. :( i cant even find my ears i thought i put them in this one spot but i cant find them and I feel v unhappy.

Hey I only have enough money for this month's bills so Happy Pride y'all Im doing icon for the month of June!

It's $15 per icon, with an additional $2 if you want to consult w/ me and get really specific (e.g. if you don't have a ref sheet, or if it's a pre-existing character that you have majorly different headcanons about the appearance of, that kind of extra-effort thing -- Im always willing to talk about it)

weed cw; Babadook; i woke up at ass o clock and wrote some shit 

Shit I deleted my last toot and it didn't copypaste right so here we go again.

5am, wake up, cant get back to sleep, get high, try going back to sleep, hear the words "reclaiming Gay Babadook" in my head, and crack this bullet-pointed nigh-finished draft out in 30 minutes.

People...there are people who need *coffee* ??

"it tastes like a petting zoo feels" is the best description i've ever heard of anything ever

lewd; im only a little sorry; parents cw 

Tired: corny dad jokes
Wired: dads making "i fucked your mom" jokes that you can't really refute

This out of context is really amusing to me i just gotta

(might not wanna try googling this if scam/blackmail cults are a trigger)

uhhh does anyone have any videos of disabled dancers using canes in their performances?

im just finding a lot of jazzy show canes :/

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I haven't danced in a long time and it just kinda hit me

if i could clear the space i could try dancing with my canes maybe? it'd be so much easier w/ forearm crutches but who got money for that? :V

im being a survey snob :V 

Some people have no idea how much hard work goes into a *good* survey.

3/4 of the surveys I take that I find scattered across the Tuml fail the most basic point of a survey: What the hell are you even trying to learn with this?

I get it's fun to make them, making and taking surveys is my hobby, but oh my lord if you want real data on something please just. Have even an idea of a goal or reason? pls. So i can meaningfully and accurately answer your questions?

Oh thats right, some fool tried "calling us out" using my dysphoria donation post updates here as a "gotcha"

Uh, hi anyone who may have followed that slanderous link here. Literally all you will learn here is that Im into lewd furry shit and I sleep talk. This account has nothing to do with my professional life at all.

I wanted to look at more writing examining the parallels between fantasy and reality in Pan's Labyrinth but then I started crying just *thinking about* how sad that approach and analysis of it is bc it's definitely intentional in the film and incredibly heart-destroying.

s0rd boosted

MORE INFO HERE twitch.tv/chucklefishlive BUT BASICALLY

1. BACKUP YOUR SAVE
2. STEAM > RIGHT CLICK ON STARDEW > PROPERTIES
3. GO TO THE BETAS TAB AND ENTER 'jumpingjunimos' AS THE CODE
4. SELECT THE BETA AND ENJOY
5. SCREAM

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