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livetooting The Room drinking game 

"they are using me, and I am the fool" is my favorite line honestly

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livetooting The Room drinking game 

you literally can't order a pizza with two sauces and WTF kind of topping is artichoke

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alcohol, livetooting the room drinking game 

hooooo boy even with modified rules playing this is a dangerous game wow. I'm not smashed yet but I'm sure as hell drunk and we aren't even through the first Mark and Lisa sex scene

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alcohol, drugs, The Room 

Im bout to play The Room drinking game w/ BB and we're already a little high and little tipsy so wish us luck or something :thumbs_up_paw_x50:​

*takes a puff of the inhaler proceeded by a hit of the bowl*

i am the shining epitome of health

I accidentally The Room as my new special interest

lewd shitpost 

i need a top/vers/bottom dom/switch/sub D&D style alignment chart

hrt, testosterone, question kinda? 

Ok show of hands/paws/whatever u got, how many folks on testosterone (or who've gone on and off estrogen, idk if that would be similar) realize it completely stunts your tear ducts and it's actually physically harder to cry when T is dominant in your body?

Like, it's really starting to kill me, I gotta cry omg let me cry??

hot take: you can be a man and a woman at the same time

lewd shitpost 

idea: porn of people getting off/fucking to other porn, but in the style of a React video

medical junk; transition; blood ment 

Went to the LGBT+ clinic for primary care establishment today n it was a lot but I had 6 vials of blood sucked outta me and they're doing a LOT of hormone and joint pain tests

I gotta wait till after the bloods are analyzed to get a karyotype but the doc seems down so we'll see how that goes. and also wtf is with my joints and can I get a wheelchair now pls.

and! they might be able to connect me with a top surgeon easier :fist_paw_nx25:​ :nonbinary_flag:​

uh, language-learning things:

Apparently I was like half-awake this morning to hug MedBF before he left for work n I muttered "te amo" which is normal but then followed up with "soy un lobo" and like. not incorrect but why am i muttering this in Spanish as a send-off to work while Im half asleep? :P

conspiracy theory 

don't trust humans, wear fluffy socks :V

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Samhain, food 

I'm making a recipe that's been family tradition for a while now, and it's my first time making it so I hope it goes well. I've got a complicated relationship with the family I was raised by but special homecooked Samhain meals feel important to me.

Don't wanna get over-excited or reveal too much just yet bc the project isn't set but I've been wanting to interview Tiamat the Dragon Lady for ages and I just sent it an interview request and Im really excited and nervous. :B Like, just the idea of getting to talk to someone who's made physical transition steps toward being nonhuman is exciting as someone who wants that for myself.

drugs; The Good Place (spoilers-but-not-really?) 

I haven't caught up on last night's episode yet but I just really hope Mindy St. Claire gets her cocaine at some point tbh

weed 

ofc I HAD to get sick the day Medical BF gets his cast off and we celebrate by buying weed. x x

But it goes to show how far I've come with recovering from my dependence that I don't even feel the urge to smoke despite my sickness, which i would have had in the past. In fact, I really *don't* want to smoke until I feel better so I can really enjoy breaking my weed fast. I think I can actually have some control over my consumption and that makes me really happy.

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