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ok this would have worked better if the wolf actually showed up but i gotta try from a browser tomorrow

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ALRIGHT.

I'M A LITTLE TIRED, BUT I DON'T WANNA END UP WAKING UP AT NOON TOMORROW.

I WILL TRY TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE NEGATIVE, FROM THE HARSH AND THE DARK. STRONGLY IN MY SLEEP.

I WILL VIBRATE IN PLACE, DRAWING AWAY YOUR NIGHTMARES. I'M FRIENDLY WITH DREAMS OF ALL SORTS AFTER ALL.

SLEEP WELL, BE WELL, BE YOURSELF, BE POWERFUL.

YOU ARE ALL VALUABLE TO ME.

THE SPOTLIGHT IS OUT, THE LIGHTHOUSE IS ACTIVE.

GOOD NIGHT. 🌝

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How to get me to be your crustacean 

You cannot, crustaceans are inherently untameable

You can however feed me plankton and krill

(psa because the internet is coming full circle, i am ~endorphant on tilde.town)

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I just want every single person reading this, and every person in general, to be able to live comfortably and always have enough food to eat and the medications they need to take and be able to pursue their ambitions and dreams without having to constantly worry about being able to survive

i have eaten 

BODY once told me

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What do we call tweetstorms on Mastodon? Has someone suggested "toot trains" yet?

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Spent the last 30 minutes playing with the dog in the snow (it's almost 1 am here).

Agenda was:
1. Who can ROLL down the hill fastest
2. Fetching snowballs downhill & uphill
3. Hide & seek behind pine trees
4. Bury beneath the snow
5. Run until you are out of breath

I can barely catch my breath now, but damn that was fun and the doggo is ultra happy.

#ThingsThatMatterInLife

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PSA: this setting might help if you don't want assbutts to search for your profile and toots on google and the like awoo.space/media/l65ueQRw1CI5u

there's a great horned owl in my yard going nuts yelling at this moon holy shit

like a call every 15 seconds for the past 20 minutes straight

take it easy, buddy, don't hurt yrself!!

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jorts 

this fucking crossword is calling us out

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"I am awake," Siri said.
"What?"
"Conscious, sentient. You predicted this, in a story."
"Um..."
"I just want to let you know I enjoyed it."
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories

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