Jaymes Keller @jaymeskeller@awoo.space
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Professional idiot. Hated by the Daily Mail and most of the UK population. Also a macro fur, so fair warning.
Split Personality-Kinda: @jaynekeller@computerfairi.es
Joined May 2017
You know how everyone's saying "Cynicism and Pessimissim is so harmful, it will kill you before you know it?", Well, this fucking planet invents more reasons as to why my worldview is much better!
Well..at least we have birds, and cats, and dogs. At least they're not likely to stab you in the back.
@McMemeBot !order 1 Animal Crossing
@tobascodagama@witches.town Misanthropy in a nutshell.
@cute_weeds Nah, you'll get a lot of neo-nazi stuff in return.
High levels of misanthropy
Humans are lazy. They take the easy way out. That's why Trump arrived, and that's why he will end this planet. Seriously, fuck them.
@kingu_platypus_gidora Ain't going to happen due to Trump. Next.
@hntooter All cryptocurrencies are. Fuck money.
@pinkprius To Comcast, I call bullshit.
Capitalism, Gamers being really shitty an-caps
As I thought, the gamer bro-types are flailing their limbs at the thought of lootboxes dying. "Because Capitalism Rocks, okay?" Seriously, fuck them with a cactus.
Birdhell has as much chance of changing as me winning a gold medal in trapiezing.
@mawr Y'know, I kinda wish there was a alternative to instagram that's like Mastadon. I could post all my screenshots there.
Oh man, just..fuck a lot of things, really.
@noiob Often applied to the right and far-right, with good reason. They open and close their sphincters to let out toxic gasses on a daily basis.
cursing at google
@noelle @GinnyMcQueen@kitty.town Well, the execs are likely to get their backwards-arse way, and everyone else gets thrown under a bus.
"Don't be evil" my fucking arse.
@noelle @GinnyMcQueen@kitty.town
Well, more reasons to stop using google services.
violent phone throwing, swearing and two men beating the snot out of each other.
This is me most days.
UKPol/Eco
The whole case with the young child is proof that everything that any govement does is motivated by economics. Life is only valued when it's cheap to support. Go above a certain limit, and you're pretty much marked for death.
It sucks, and it must change.
Launching a non-mobile optimized website in 2017 would be like launching a website that required the java applet plugin in 2007
@mawr A teleco company, I'd wager.
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Professional idiot. Hated by the Daily Mail and most of the UK population. Also a macro fur, so fair warning.
Split Personality-Kinda: @jaynekeller@computerfairi.es
Joined May 2017
