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Capitalsim, finding rare stuff. 

Wait..what is that?! That's SimCity 2K Network Edition! It also comes with a boxed copy of SimTown! Yeah, I already have SimTown, but still! The network edition is rare! I'm getting it!

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Well, I wasn't aware of that! SC2K SE does have versions for Win95, Win 3.x, and DOS.

If you're still using an iPhone in 2018..what are you doing?!

Politics, misanthropy 

"The time for the citizens of the world to demand such action is now. It is time to rewind the Doomsday Clock.”

Not going to happen. We're all fucked.

Politics 

Okay, so apparently, if I call the Bulletin moving the clock to 2017's needed setting in 2018 a cop-out, tootodon crashes.

Globalpol, really annoyed 

So, the US and Russia are threatening to nuke each other over who's the bigger Nazi.

Man, fuck this planet.

GlobalPol 

Brexit was the flash point for the planet to go downhill. I just want to apologise. Even though I voted to stay in, people are bigger nazis than I first realised. I'm slowly losing my chill, and..sorry.

Because apparently we have to explain this to people again

The right to free speech is the right to say what you want without repercussions from the government

The right to free speech does not require anyone to give you a platform to spout your shit

The right to free speech does not require anyone to listen to your shit

The right to free speech only applies to repercussions from the government, not other people, groups, or organisations

Splatoon babbling 

On that note, I belive that Inklings have an anarchistic civilisation, without a true state, that's just the way it is.

Ugandian Knuckles 

This is, what is classically called, a very bad move. Crying over "SJWs" ruining your fun makes you out as an immature dickhead, and you need to grow the fuck up and stop acting like an edgelord. Fuck's sake!

DW Spoliers, snarking at my own country. 

As soon as the doctor regenerated, most of England cried out in terror, desprately clinging onto 1939, and Nazi Germany.

Pirates aren't the wisest bunch 

Maybe if you want people to stop attacking you, then you shouldn't use popup ads that are laden with spyware. I know, it sounds crazy, but maybe that's why your kind keep getting caught, right?

Now, I'm going to go and look at videos of cute birds, cats, and other animals to calm down.

Star Wars, letting rip on my own race 

So, I heard on the grapevine that the TLJ has a bunch of white men upset because they're giving it a context that I didn't see.

Sorry, but when a large number of said people become so vile (namely Nazis), that they make me hate my own race, then the problem isn't with everyone else outside that group, it's the group and you!

Maybe if you told the Nazis to go fuck themselves, they wouldn't be bloody doing this!

Fucking hell!

Mozilla, Threat model analysis 

Mozilla did a Very Stupid Thing™ with Firefox. To promote Mr.Roboto, they made it look like there was a virus. Oh dear. A lot of oh dears. With that said, they were quick to bin it, although it does seem to set a bad precedent with browsers.

That being said, it might be the best option to stick with it, since Surf, another popular option,seems to be a bit of a pain in the arse when it comes to dependencies being out of date.

Quick note, adorable animals are a sure-fire way to help me calm down.

Notice (~) 

Can I have everyone's attention a second?

We are human, we make mistakes, sometimes, it can be hard to tell where something came from. It's no excuse to act passive-agressive, surly or harsh with someone, and I won't tolerate it.

The next time it happens, I will be onto you like no-one's buiness, Understood?

Learn some compassion and empathy, it might get you far.

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