Jaymes Keller @jaymeskeller@awoo.space

People are asking if Donald Trump is dead from a heart attack. No, as that would imply he has a heart, and he doesn't.

Is it okay if I catalogue this recent security failure by FA with the rest? It seems like a major failure to prevent automated scripts, right?

Sorry..I just reallly, really, really hate most of the planet's population. We never learn anything, because we're too arrogent to look at history. Man..

So..UKIP, the "saviour" of the "people" want children to die? Well, maybe if they aren't Aryan, right Nigel? You stupid, fucking, Nazi wanker! A knighthood? You should be fucking hanged!

Creative, why the fuck do I need to determine if the case I'm working on is compatable with the fucking front panel audio? Plugging it in caused no end of grief, and unplugging it made the card work fine. Fuck, man, like..why?

If I held onto the bitcoin I had until today, there would have been a good chance that my life would have taken a different path. I would have been a devout Trumpist, and likely a Nazi. I'm glad that I got rid of mine, and now it will never touch my coumputer again.

Money is a tool to enslave people. So is credit.

Can you tell I have a burning hatred for most of the people in the UK?

Looks like you'll have to back out of leaving the EU, fuckers! To the 51%, who are nazis of the highest order, fuck off to Russia and suck Putin's dick! Not that you aren't already doing so.

You know how everyone's saying "Cynicism and Pessimissim is so harmful, it will kill you before you know it?", Well, this fucking planet invents more reasons as to why my worldview is much better!

Well..at least we have birds, and cats, and dogs. At least they're not likely to stab you in the back.

@McMemeBot !order 1 Animal Crossing

Humans are lazy. They take the easy way out. That's why Trump arrived, and that's why he will end this planet. Seriously, fuck them.

As I thought, the gamer bro-types are flailing their limbs at the thought of lootboxes dying. "Because Capitalism Rocks, okay?" Seriously, fuck them with a cactus.

Birdhell has as much chance of changing as me winning a gold medal in trapiezing.

@mawr Y'know, I kinda wish there was a alternative to instagram that's like Mastadon. I could post all my screenshots there.

Oh man, just..fuck a lot of things, really.

This is me most days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxnNaIijOmg

The whole case with the young child is proof that everything that any govement does is motivated by economics. Life is only valued when it's cheap to support. Go above a certain limit, and you're pretty much marked for death.

It sucks, and it must change.