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i honestly just want to sit around and think about kobolds and tabletop games all day instead

slime lyrics 

I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooong

slimetrail

*rides a motorcycle over a ramp as an explosion erupts behind him*
*pulls up to the camera and takes off sunglasses*
Hey what's up YouTube I'm gay

sql is the best technology

tell me any other other tool where your standard action is queery

pokemon fusion continues to be one of the coolest fan-made tools related to Pokemon

trans nidoking/queen pokemon 

hey friends

is there any art of trans nidoking/queen out there?

i thought i saw one this morning but realized it was a cis nidoking. it was cool but i was excited bc i'd just never thought about it before

anyway here's my take on them using pokemon fusion, and non-binary ones using rhydon as a base

bonus: pokemon fusion respects what they want to be named

*whispers quietly* I have a soft spot for dragons as both a kobold and a wizard

"Powered Armor against Firearms"

Pathfinder went a little overboard imo

non-triggery tl;dr: don't watch 13 Reasons Why.

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big media TW rape/homophobia 

hey don't watch 13 Reasons Why

i had no interest after hearing about the bad suicide. they just did the same with a gay guy getting mop-raped by a gang of footballers and my husband watched it while i was in the room. he's not allowed to watch the show any more.

maybe this would work better if it was:

"it is 1, d10!"

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Jonathan Jostar: "Ah, a longsword's d8 is much better than my d6 fists right now"

Bruford: "You thought it was d8, but it is I- d10!"

Self realization 

tbh I like my display name a lot it's survived a long time at this point

lyrics butchering 

n do the take me down
(snap, snap-snap)
n do the take me down
(snap, snap-snap)

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lyrics butchering 

taaaaaake meeeeee dooooooown
(take me down)
taaaaaake dooooown meeeeeeee
(take me down)
i'll go dowwwwwwnn
in a day or

TAWHOOOOOOO

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