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I'm not safe here anymore :( i feel like a load of vaping office boys have loudly invaded our quiet corner of a teddy bear café and are holding a convention

oh gods oh no what a tech bloggers doing here being all professional and networky and awful 😖😞

Transmisia, transmisogyny 

what if i just didn't put any make up on for this client? make him take me (snicker) as i am?

well he'd either walk out or call me a cross dresser soooo guess I'll do something about it

Bunny boosted

if awoo is not to your taste, feel free to pick from this selection of other cute animal noises:

* nyah
* bark
* chitter
* whinny
* joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff

ME andromeda, sex act 

i know I'm way behind everyone on this but... come on Bioware you give me a hot butch girl with an undercut and a gruff no nonsense attitude and you DONT let me her like a bitch in heat

my butt is bigger 😳

wanna see?

(that's rhetorical, i cant get good photos of my ass)

Hypno, sex act, d/s 

so that was unexpected xD

i was looking at hypno art on tumblr when my gf Melissa showed me Q text post about being made into an empty head object. i just dropped, hard.

couldn't/didn't want to speak, or move without being told to. she put a finger in my mouth and i sucked happily. suck suck suck. our flatmate poked my face and i smiled and giggled.

Melissa alternated between putting her cock and her toes in my mouth. suck suck suck. when she came i just drooled happily 😮

America is asleep, post tea memes...

i don't know any tea memes, tbh i drink coffee

morrrrrrning, awoo

i was up half the night :( pains

how are we doing awooers 💋

gf has arrived in bedroom, gotta disappear from lappy at least. switched to awoo on my phone tho :) this is my place :P

happy, sex stuff :P 

cock sucked, cum swallowed, bun satisfied and paid! ^.^ bun did good work

food 

mac 'n' cheese is life. There's so many excellent ways to do it. I miss my gf Violet's way - baked with breadcrumbs and extra grated cheese on top. My flatmate does it in a pan, no crunch but herbed wonderfully. Needs some spice though... hmmm, might get some more and add chilli or chipotle sauce or something

sads, sex stuff 

I'm a bad bun :( one thing i'm supposed to do is take cock and guys just won't let me. at least not for money. and last time I did, it was too big, i bled.

this is like the one thing i am reasonably confident i can do at all, that anyone cares about, but it's so hard making a career at it and it hurts everytime i get a noshow

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