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I can highly recommend a dinner of Chinese veg, egg fried rice, and char sui pork in black pepper sauce after a hard day's nothing and 45 minutes sexy times

😭 owwwww muscle pain in back. need to get down to urgent care centre AGAIN but gf with the car is working

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*waves at friends*
*kisses friends*
*makes out with friends*
*goes for lunch with friends*

be my friend?

not a friend of a lover?

we can fix that, hmu xxx

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the year is 2017. Which emotions your friends are allowed to express to you is determined by which corporation you belong to.

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borrrrriiiiing. sat in a gic waiting room while a gf is seeing one of the doctors.

Lewd, vore, weird, unbirthing 

being swallowed hole by a monstergirls magic vagina, drawn up into her womb, getting high and consantly on edge of mind blowing orgasms by the aphrodisiac air and juices, stimulated by wriggling mini-tentacles that line the inside of the womb

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either pred/prey or D/s // 

a vampire or other monster marking you as their personal prey, specifically so that you can move around freely in monster society (b/c it's more taboo to mess with someone else's food than to snack on people)

(Lily here) Right, Va-11 Hall-A soundtrack and back to Elite!

hehe we're still wearing my socks! ^.^ Covered in cute widdle bunnies!

Today my #1 gf stressed us all out cause she thought she hadn't got paid - we have no food or other money - then I discovered she'd turned the radiator on... with a nice pile of kindling (letters) arranged on top of it. ><

Also I missed an important hospital appt cause I thought it was tomorrow, oooooops

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lewd instance idea 

Consider: A mastodon instance that allows and encourages publicly lewd behaviour (incl. porn avatars and lewd names).

In order to respect federated instances, when viewed from outside the instance: users have generic avatars and a name matching their handle, and all posts are automatically CW'd with "lewd" and all images are automatically marked sensitive.

Decent bit of development work to modify federated info to be sfw but very much appeals to me.

awooo

feel free to talk to me. i feel I'm ignoring/bring ignored by this place and i don't like it

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