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I think I need to accept I will never hold a candle to the sexual juggernaut that is my wife. Bitch just finished a boneshaking O with the Mustang, jumped outta bed and grabbed the Hitachi. I'm downstairs feeding the dogs 'cause we've been at it for hours and they were due for dinner at six. My clothes are literally stuck to me with lube. Send... search... party...

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