@cassi @Entropy_in_Drag@queer.party Are we back to cats? Can we get back to cats? I'm sure there's a joke about cats headbutting and purring at someone sexually, here.

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 12, 2018, 04:06

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 12, 2018, 04:06

Oct 12, 2018, 04:06

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re: Lewd shootposting

@cassi @Entropy_in_Drag@queer.party *bonk* does it *bonk* feel *bonk* good *bonk* yet? *bonk*

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 12, 2018, 04:04

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 12, 2018, 04:04

Oct 12, 2018, 04:04

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re: Lewd shootposting

@cassi @Entropy_in_Drag@queer.party Takes "no teeth!" to its logical conclusion.

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 12, 2018, 04:03

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 12, 2018, 04:03

Oct 12, 2018, 04:03

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re: Lewd shootposting

@cassi @Entropy_in_Drag@queer.party I...well, yes, much sex is full-contact...

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 12, 2018, 04:02

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 12, 2018, 04:02

Oct 12, 2018, 04:02

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re: Lewd shootposting

@Entropy_in_Drag@queer.party @cassi Real talk: I know of someone who broke their nose after sliding into a wall due to lube on the floor. It's a dangerous world, kids.

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 12, 2018, 04:01

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 12, 2018, 04:01

Oct 12, 2018, 04:01

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re: Lewd shootposting

@cassi @Entropy_in_Drag@queer.party Follow-up shitpost: lube is stored in the bed.

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** · Oct 12, 2018, 03:53

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**Cassi the Fiery** @cassi@mastodon.social · Oct 12, 2018, 03:53

Oct 12, 2018, 03:53

Cassi the Fiery @cassi@mastodon.social

Lewd shootposting

@makyo did you know? Your cat can dispense one (1) dildo per sneeze

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 12, 2018, 03:58

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 12, 2018, 03:58

Oct 12, 2018, 03:58

Madison Rye Progress | Skunks& @makyo@awoo.space

re: Lewd shootposting

@cassi YES I FUCKING DID my poor sheets

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 12, 2018, 03:46

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 12, 2018, 03:46

Oct 12, 2018, 03:46

Madison Rye Progress | Skunks& @makyo@awoo.space

Lewd shootposting

Dildos are stored in the cat.

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 11, 2018, 17:46

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 11, 2018, 17:46

Oct 11, 2018, 17:46

Madison Rye Progress | Skunks& @makyo@awoo.space

Feel-good story from work:

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**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 11, 2018, 15:54

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 11, 2018, 15:54

Oct 11, 2018, 15:54

Madison Rye Progress | Skunks& @makyo@awoo.space

@pawcelot@meows.life ಠ_ಠ

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 11, 2018, 02:28

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 11, 2018, 02:28

Oct 11, 2018, 02:28

Madison Rye Progress | Skunks& @makyo@awoo.space

@AzureHusky Definitely ^^

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** · Oct 11, 2018, 00:37

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**always impermanent** @starkatt@vulpine.club · Oct 11, 2018, 00:37

Oct 11, 2018, 00:37

always impermanent @starkatt@vulpine.club

walking up to a lesbian couple like which one of you is the kiki and which is the bouba?

I swear someone beat me to this joke but it's been rattling around in my head all day.

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 11, 2018, 00:13

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 11, 2018, 00:13

Oct 11, 2018, 00:13

Madison Rye Progress | Skunks& @makyo@awoo.space

@binary Precisely, yeah. I suspect a dependency updated in the background. This was a new virtualenv..

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 11, 2018, 00:12

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 11, 2018, 00:12

Oct 11, 2018, 00:12

Madison Rye Progress | Skunks& @makyo@awoo.space

@binary Gosh! It has, hasn't it?

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 11, 2018, 00:04

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 11, 2018, 00:04

Oct 11, 2018, 00:04

Madison Rye Progress | Skunks& @makyo@awoo.space

Really considering MFF, even if only for a portion. Wanna yap with all the fine folks there~

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 10, 2018, 23:05

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 10, 2018, 23:05

Oct 10, 2018, 23:05

Madison Rye Progress | Skunks& @makyo@awoo.space

@Galuade@snouts.online @fluxom_alt @fluxom_art@octodon.social Aaaa this is so good :O

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** · Oct 10, 2018, 23:00

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**madness** @madness@botsin.space · Oct 10, 2018, 23:00

Oct 10, 2018, 23:00

madness @madness@botsin.space

The river is made of tar. The tree is made of tar. We are all made of tar and I couldn't be happier.

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 10, 2018, 22:03

**Madison Rye Progress | Skunks&** @makyo@awoo.space · Oct 10, 2018, 22:03

Oct 10, 2018, 22:03

Madison Rye Progress | Skunks& @makyo@awoo.space

AUGH <workthing> SUDDENLY WORKS AND I DUNNO WHAT I DID TO FIX IT??? Programmer problems :S

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Recovering techie with an MFA in creative writing at Cornell College, working on like a kajillion writing projects at once.

Trans/nb, queer, polyam, median, constantly overwhelmed.

Current project: Kaddish (Stories of Restoration #3) — https://read.post-self.ink/kaddish

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