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Five months since surgery and I still haven't found the switch for the LED ground effects they installed.

Disvolvu mian haŭton el mia karno
Verŝu mian sangon el mi kiel vino
Prenu mian vivon, tenu ĝin sub via lango:
    Amara pilolo por gustumi

Bruligu min, entombigu min poste
Loku ŝtonon super kie mi kuŝas
Lasu tempo manĝi vian memorojn pri mi
    Lasta peceto por gustumi

Writers block hitting hard, so all I have is dreary Esperanto poetry.

The creator of our universe is a cat on a cloud, and all the things that end up in our world are pushed off of the edge of the cloud just because it can. #SkunkThoughts

re: TMI Tuesday, gender, fertility 

And, like, fertility comes up quite a bit in play for me, too! I suspect some of that is as a placeholder for what a) can't happen and b) I wouldn't let happen, and some of it is just plain kink. But yeah, shit's complicated.

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re: TMI Tuesday, gender, fertility 

Bit weird, now, 'cause I would never want to bring another life into this world, my desires for motherhood aside :P The world is too awful, and if there's even the slightest chance of me passing on my mental health struggles, I'm 100% against it.

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TMI Tuesday, gender, fertility 

I have rather a lot of complicated feelings around fertility, pregnancy, and childbirth, and I feel like a lot of my early gender exploration involved that as an aspect. Like, on the one hand, it was fine, I told myself, to pretend to be a vixen and still be cis, but once I started consider parenthood, I kinda locked up, and it took a lot of digging to understand I wasn't just in this to be a girl fox online for TS sake.

"Have you considered the Big O timing of this algorithm in bed?"

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One of the fun parts of being a sex toy programmer is you can take the "in bed/during sex" fortune cookie thing and apply it to any CS quote/paper/joke.

"The 2 major problems of computer science are
- naming things in bed
- cache invalidation in bed
- off by one errors in bed"

Lewd, TS 

Nothing like mavving the orgasm pose on the plaza to get the blood up, eh? c.c

Lewd commission thoughts 

Would also show how much the other person knows your tastes. Hell, see if you can do it for each other, see what you both come up with n.n

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