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One of the fun parts of being a sex toy programmer is you can take the "in bed/during sex" fortune cookie thing and apply it to any CS quote/paper/joke.

"The 2 major problems of computer science are
- naming things in bed
- cache invalidation in bed
- off by one errors in bed"

Lewd, TS 

Nothing like mavving the orgasm pose on the plaza to get the blood up, eh? c.c

Lewd commission thoughts 

Would also show how much the other person knows your tastes. Hell, see if you can do it for each other, see what you both come up with n.n

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Lewd commission thoughts 

Along the lines of lack of agency, still considering the scenario of buying a commission and letting someone else specify what's in it without telling me. Like, I'll find the artist and pay, and someone else can dictate how I'm to be hecked up :3c

Furry art, actually lewd 

Gonna add this to the pile of art ideas, jeez. Need to find more lovely folks to commission.

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Furry art, actually lewd 

Go where tugged, do as told, wear a collar, get chipped, be seen as a pet...

It's something about the lack of agency, or dehumanization (for lack of a better term). Not just a good snep, but a good pet~

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Furry art, actually lewd 

IF LOST, PLEASE RETURN TO <OWNER>

REWARD: GETTING TO USE HER FIRST

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Furry art, tangentially lewd 

Dangit, now I'm thinking about marks of ownership. Never thought I'd consider getting chipped as intimate c.c

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youtube.com/watch?v=Cd9EFJaURm Oddly, hunting for Igorrr landed me a Poulenc piece I love: the finale from Dialogues des Carmelites. Nuns march to the guillotine and, one by one, the chorus grows smaller.

Furry art, tangentially lewd 

Well dang if that ain't cute and also a mood: furaffinity.net/view/11740281/

Digging around at work, found someone archived FA in 2015 around the IMVU acquisition: archive.org/details/archivetea

Post-GRS sexuality 

Oh hey, I'm getting good at masturbation again! Still some soreness here and there, but that's alright.

Furry art, lewd, weight 

Got an awkward "oh haha, I didn't know Maddy was that chubby..." And like, I dunno what to do with that. It's not just that it's right there in my desc, more that I chose to own that attribute of myself and it turned into "you were always skinnier in my mind".

Oh well, Maddy's hangups over weight continue unabated :P

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The earth is made of bones. The earth is made of bones. We are all made of bones and we all cry and cower in desire.

AD accounts, Masto vs birdsite, caps 

I love CWs. If I have just one account where I can CW, say, lewd pictures of my character, I don't have to worry about accidentally pOSTING THE PICTURE TO THE ACCOUNT MY MOM FOLLOWS

Drat.

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