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Emotional dreck 

Told JD recently that we better get another dog before either Zephyr or Falcon pass, since dogs are so good at guilting me into sticking around, even in a way that people aren't. Losing these two will be tough, even if inevitable.

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Emotional dreck 

Acknowledging that I'm suffering through rebound from going off meds is small consolation when I consider that, in probably February, I'm going to crash again and the next med I try probably won't help any more than this one did.

Man, I remember hitting 13 and being hit with the sudden (at the time rather horrifying) realization that I'd never have my 13th birthday again, that I only aged in one direction.

Pretty happy about that, now. I was a terrible person at 13.

its so sad google+ couldnt afford to run their instance anymore

The river is made of blood. The cloud is made of blood. We are all made of blood and but it hasn't always been that way.

Lewd follow-up 

Suckin' too hard on your lollypup ohhh love's gonna pin you down~

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Lollypup, lollypup, oh lolly lolly lolly, lollypup, lollypup 🎶

when i plan to do more than one thing in a day

Lewd shootposting 

@makyo did you know? Your cat can dispense one (1) dildo per sneeze

Lewd shootposting 

Dildos are stored in the cat.

walking up to a lesbian couple like which one of you is the kiki and which is the bouba?

I swear someone beat me to this joke but it's been rattling around in my head all day.

Really considering MFF, even if only for a portion. Wanna yap with all the fine folks there~

The river is made of tar. The tree is made of tar. We are all made of tar and I couldn't be happier.

AUGH <workthing> SUDDENLY WORKS AND I DUNNO WHAT I DID TO FIX IT??? Programmer problems :S

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