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From PR Gnus in Washington, I'm locked out of the bathroom because the dog is being kinky.

"How far away are you?

Okay, how far is that in Lesbian?"

I don’t want a lot for christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I wish for Christmas is:
Validation

MFF gushing 

HOLY HECK LUNCH WITH CUTIES everyone's so cute omigosh.

the honorific title for a cat (mx, ms, mr, etc) is mw (pronounced mew)

Locking account for the time being! Will still accept requests ^^

Lewd, post-GRS sexuality 

Well, I -was- gonna edge, but I can't quite get the hang of not either stopping too soon or, as now, catapulting right off into orgasmville. Ah well, I'll have to practice~

hey here's your daily reminder that the genre of music for the cantina theme from star wars is called jizz and the musicians are called jizz-wailers

Throwin' a dang ol' tantrum over this. It was literally two characters, and now playback works x.x

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HRRRNNNNNGGH

Half a day wasted because I forgot to type an equals sign in query params.

Have you talked to your dogs about how many legs they have? It could be too many, and you may be eligible for a government stipend.

The void is made of dust. The sky is made of dust. We are all made of dust and it's pretty terrible.

I'M HERE TO CHEW ASS AND KICK BUBBLEGUM, AND I'M ALL OUT OF SHOES

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