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hormone shitpost 

Estrogen does what Testosterwon't!

e62-- wait, SoFurry data!? 

Thanks, Rob! :D

sqlite> select count(*) from stories;
16951
sqlite> select count(*) from authors;
6529
sqlite> select count(*) from tags;
13817

Marijuana 

Thus decarboxylated, we move on to the fiddly bit of "boil high proof alcohol in a sealed glass jar :X

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Marijuana 

Making more green dragon for JD, this time with a quarter of Girl Scout Cookies (no, phone, not "girl snoot cookies"...)

Not a fan of pot, but boy does it smell good before smoking c.c

Sleep (-) 

Nothing like 600mg of gabapentin, 10mg of melatonin, and laying awake in bed for two hours to make me feel like a failure.

Lyrics hollering 

I got a BUS PASS

To make my way from hideout to hideout in the heat of the day...

youtube.com/watch?v=NDOenFQazr

RP shootpost 

Did I just make a post-rock joke in the middle of an RP?

Yes, yes I did.

Self deprecation flipping 

Like seriously, I love it. I like being soft, I like dressing the way I do, I like being recklessly open and free with my emotions. It really is good.

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Self deprecation flipping 

I'm a fat piece of shit garbage cat and it's really great (◡‿◡✿)

Food mention 

Also holy shit I had taco Bell tonight and it was so good and so awful <3

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Lewd follow-up 

Fair's fair:

One of my long-running RPs involves highschool level age-play and explicitly bad decisions. Think sophomores who didn't pay attention in sex-ed.

Toeing the line and then absolutely fucking everything up, innocence spoiled, fertility, secret liaisons... There's a lot for a snep to like in there.

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Tell me about a guilty pleasure, mastofriends. DMs are open! I just wanna hear you gush about something so I can tell you you're delightful.

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