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ugh when I said I wanted new users I didn't mean confused dads and bargin bin trolls

I'm trying to do Pokemon sun because I want to know what happens next but I got too sleepy mid battle and now I'm just like lying on the floor next to my bed with the battle music playing

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Save me awoo there are so many new people on Masto

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....we gained.... 10,000 users since thursday O_O

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I was too lazy to create a new password for this, so I just re-used my Yahoo password. That way I could look it up on the internet whenever I forget.

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Heyyy if you're talkin shit about mastodon.social's current uptime woes, your ass BETTER be paying @Gargron. patreon.com/user?u=619786

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34,205 accounts
+674 in the last hour
+6,148 in the last day
+11,270 in the last week

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Oh Mastodon, Lift Up Your Weary Head! (Rebuild! Restore! Reconsider!)

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New Users Are Trying To Come Here And Stop Me From Posting Well Listen Up Pals I Will Never Stop Posting I Have Been Posting For My Entire Life And Now Is Not The Time To Stop Posting Because I Was Born To Make Posts And I Am Physically Unable To Stop Making Posts Here On Mastodon Dot Social

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Guide to new Mastodon users: the furries control the east block, the French control the exercise yard, and the infosec people and gamerdevs have forged an alliance

unsanitary mention i guess 

Person next to me in bathroom is watching wrestling while pooping using their phone on speaker
I'm not a fan

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