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Was remembering the time I was stuck in traffic in DC, and got so frustrated, I HOWLED in rage and bit my steering wheel.

Cop beside me just stared as I shrieked and chewed my steering wheel. I wish I knew what he'd been thinking.

Best part: I was wearing my Navy Dress whites at the time.

@mawr "Three-phase Electro-motive Force Conduit!" "Electron Firehose!" "Freddy Killowatt!" "Sparky!"

... yeah, it's the mains up here, too. <.<

Frens I have a question!

In the UK and Australia, the power coming into your home is referred to as the "mains."

Is there such a term in use here in the US? The best I can find is the "main power drop" but that turns up so many unrelated results.

Power outage! It's windy af out there. I lit a pile of candles; our house is gonna smell like vanilla :9

Good Mroingn
I don't need coffe YOU need coffee, You're the undercaffonated one shaddap, gimme the coffo tho thangu. awoo.space/media/GwRSaQsWPWRvd

Henlo frens!

How're you doing this morning? ♥️

We have an influx of new users, judging by how slow things have gotten here on m.s, so let me take this time to say one thing to the new people:

@rowletbot is best bot, follow it immediately.

I went on a walk and saw a bunch of f l y e i n g w e t t b o y e s today ♥️

They're such good boys

Petition to replace the term 'walking simulator' with 'stroll-playing game'

Furries born between the early eighties and late nineties are actually Millennimals.

Come
As you are
As you were
As I want you to 🅱️

Remember folks, if you abandon Twitter, Facebook or Google, it's not a boycott, it's a STRIKE.

Because you're the [unpaid] workers that earn them billions of dollars in capital.

When you don't post, they don't get the benefit of your labour. And when you don't use, they lose money.

Social Media STRIKE days should be a thing.

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